Poet and Don't Know It...

I thought it would be fun to share some silly poems I wrote a few years ago when I was pregnant with my last child. Actually, it is probably more embarrassing than fun:/ I am now having second thoughts. For some unexplainable reason I was coming up with a bunch of silly rhymes while I was pregnant. Haven't really written anything since, and maybe it should stay that way. A lot of them had to do with being hungry, miserable, or needing some sleep:) What else is there for a pregnant woman to think about? LOL You can tell that I am a mother with a house full of beautiful children:) Anyway here are a few of the better ones, or at least not so embarrassing. Hopefully they make you smile and not wish you had never visited this blog.

That Stupid Ice Cream Truck!

I was gonna take a vacation

Had my money saved in a can

But then my children took it

And gave it to the ice cream man.

 

He drives by every evening

Taunting with his musical jeep

All the children go running

My money, I wish I could keep

 

So goodbye to my vacation

and so long to the ice cream man

'cuz now he's on vacation

With my money in his hand

 

My Zoo

Papers, wrappers

Crumbs everywhere

You'd think I was living

With a bunch of bears!

 

Who's that jumping

Running here and there?

Oh my, I am surrounded

Monkeys are everywhere!

 

Where'd all this hair come from?

Who scratched up that?

Who's climbing on the counters?

Must be a giant cat!

 

What's that weird smell?

What could this be?

Oh no! This is bad.

A skunk has gotten free!

That is all, folks! I probably should stick to reading:D